HOW ABOUT SOME MATH JOKES TO TICKLE YOUR TASTE BUDS !
- Talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen for his farmer. He comes back and says ‘All 40 accounted for.’ Farmer says, ‘I’ve only got 36!’ Sheepdog replies, ‘I know, but I rounded them up.'
- Hired an odd-job man to do 8 jobs for me. When I got back, he'd only done jobs 1,3,5, and 7
- Have you heard about the mathematical plant? It has square roots
- What kind of tree could a maths teacher climb? = Geometry
- "What's your favorite thing about mathematics?" "Knot theory." "Yeah, me neither."
- Q: What happened to the plant in math class? A: It grew square roots.
- Q:: Why did I divide sin by tan? A: Just cos.
- Q: Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
A: Because it was over 90 degree
- Q: What did Al Gore play on his guitar ? A: An algorithm
- Q: Why does nobody talk to circles ? A: Because it has no point.
